Monday, May 08, 2006

Kinky "Gets It" About Political Correctness

Kinky is a genius. With all the politicians in Texas acting like officers in the political correctness police, Kinky promisses to "de-wussify Texas."

According to a recent story in the Austin American Statesman, Kinky is smart enough to realize "the more people I offend, the more people will like me."

Here are some other gems from that story:

"That's the problem with politicians; they don't want to offend anybody. In so doing, though, they offend all of us." Friedman later questioned any conflict between cracking wise and delivering a message voters weigh seriously. "I'm not a politician," he said. "I'm a compassionate redneck; relate to me different than these guys or you won't get accurate results."

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In a November CNBC interview, for instance, he was pressed on a line in his 1987 novel, "A Case of Lone Star," comparing New York to "a Negro talking to himself." Friedman said he saw nothing wrong and even said of sexual predators: "Throw them in prison and throw away the key and make them listen to a Negro talking to himself." Video excerpts appeared online on the Burnt Orange Report, a pro-Democrat blog.



Good stuff. I saw the video, and it's hilarious! Check it out!



When the politically correct principal at a Texas public school told Kinky he couldn't have his cigar on campus while he was addressing the students, Kinky dared the principal to call the sheriff because he wasn't going to give up his stogie.

Here's a story about it in the Fort Worth Star-Telegram:

Based on a Zogby International poll last month for The Wall Street Journal, Perry has about one-third of the vote. Democrat Chris Bell and Comptroller Carole Keeton Strayhorn, an independent, both have about 20 percent, with Friedman close behind.

Apparently, Kinky gained votes after he was caught last month committing a heinous violation of Texas liquor laws by drinking a Guinness in a moving car during a St. Patrick's Day parade.

Now he's in trouble again.

A school administrator stopped him on his way into a high school in the Hill Country town of Ingram.

Friedman, as always, was smoking his trademark cigar.

It's against state law to smoke or dip tobacco on school property. The cigar had to go out.

But the administrator told him that under a local policy, he couldn't even carry it.

They agree on what Kinky said next: "Call the sheriff."

Nevertheless, Friedman spoke with the cigar.

10 Comments:

Blogger yellowdog granny said...

damn you have all the good stuff here on kinky..i know they turned in the signitures today but dont know how many he is supposed to have gathered..the 'fighting granny' turned hers in already...don't know how that ole wrinkled raisin can call her self a 'fighting' granny..the granny's i know actually stick around to fight ..unlike strayhorn who has never met a political party she didnt like..going from democrat to rebublican to independent..she makes my ass hurt....

6:20 PM  
Blogger Kinky is Awesome said...

I agree with you that yhe fighting granny is no alternative (she can't make her mind up about her name or her party, and she was way too liberal as Mayor of Austin). We need someone who will stand up against the politically correct, left wing, pro-illegal-alien special interests, and the fighting granny won't do it.

9:17 AM  
Blogger Right Of Texas said...

just added you to blogroll

4:17 PM  
Blogger Kinky is Awesome said...

Right of Texas:

That's quite an honor. I've been a follower of your blog from the beginning (back before you moved from blogspot to worldpress). Yours was one of the first blogs on my blogroll.

8:37 AM  
Blogger kitty said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog and leaving your comments!

I've been a Kinky fan (books) since Grennwich Killing Time. And even though Rick Perry made me an honorary Texan 2 yrs. ago (I live in upstate NY), I'm rootin' for Kinky. He strikes me as an true independent thinker.

4:02 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Thanks for stopping by..and as I said, I am much less interested in getting the Kinkster elected Gov. of the state that gave us George Bush than I am in getting him elected Presidink of the US of A. How do we get there from here?

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